(Source: orgasmly, via capturedwishes)
- me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
- me: is that cake
You know what they say: “The best things in life are Disney and the Hunger Games”
(Source: new-4ngel, via whataboutwords94)
(Source: ptrparker, via whataboutwords94)
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
(via liamlovestoystory)
going back on peoples timelines and liking old embarrassing statuses im sO EVIL guys omg but an evil genius.
One Direction going straight for the sake of the band.
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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
(Source: unpublishedwriting, via ohheyharrypotter)
im hot cause im fly, you aint cause you not




